Only the Best Kingdom Ever [Kakiya] Nov 15, 2013 11:49:10 GMT -5
Post by Perun Crevan on Nov 15, 2013 11:49:10 GMT -5
✖ MAKE YOU SAY
OH MY! FEELS JUST LIKE I DON'T TRY. LOOK SO GOOD I MIGHT DIE. HEAD DOWN, SWAYING TO MY OWN SOUND. ALL I KNOW IS EVERYBODY LOVES ME
NOTESRegal as Fuck
STATSHAN: 9 REI: 7 HAK: 11 SEI: 8 BUK: 6 HOH: 9
Humans really fucking sucked. That was one thing Perun felt very strongly about right now. He had just gotten his ass back out of Hell after that insane human turned on him and killed him in a completely dreadful way. First off, Perun didn't even know what had caused the whole mess. Second, he destroyed Perun's entire head in the end. Killing him was one thing, but honestly, couldn't he have been at least respectful of his looks and spare his face? It seemed to be the man's only target throughout their entire fight. Perun was enraged by the lack of care for his face on the human's part. That left him with a general hatred towards humans for the time being, yet he had still come back into their world, and no one was going to question him. If they did they would be met with a face full of lightning.
He was even back in that same city he had died in. Really, no one needed to question him. Perun didn't even know why he had gone there. At least he didn't until he found that twenty-four hour convenience store again. That was why he liked this place so much. He didn't have to break into places to steal the delicious food humans had come up with over the past century or so. In the dead of night, like it was at that moment, he could just stride his invisible self right in, and raid the aisles of unhealthy foods. No one could even bitch at him for doing it. Not one spiritually aware person worked there, which worked out perfectly for Perun. They just got freaked out and stayed away from him.
It was a great thing that as a togabito he couldn't gain weight, because he would have with all the eating he was doing that night. He had created a throne out of soda boxes, something that just made the girl on shift rage quit life entirely. He sat upon it looking regal as fuck, looking over his kingdom of the convenience store with pride for some reason. It wasn't much of a kingdom, but it was a start. It would expand out over the world soon enough. First though, he had some sweets to conquer, taking crude bites out of some taffy thing that he quite enjoyed the taste of. Oh yes, this kingdom was a great start. He dared anyone to come and try and take it from him. Sure, he had just recovered from being killed, but that didn't mean his confidence had drained any. Somehow he was even cockier than before, if that was even possible.
Perun also discovered he would be more than happy to have a servant come stumbling in. The one downside of being surrounded by people that couldn't see him was that they couldn't serve him at all. If he wanted anything then he had to go through all of the trouble of getting up and getting it himself. Being barefoot all of the time, all of that walking was starting to take its toll on the poor, princely togabito. He wasn't made for that kind of labor. He would welcome some residents into his kingdom so long as they bent to his will and followed every command. Perun was pretty sure that was generous of him.