Piss Off[Jace Knight/No Death/Possible CW]

every thing's gonna crash and break

It was Jace's first legitimate mission from Consecro. There was a 'demonic' - as the bible-humping Obelisk had put it - Reiatsu in Kagamino. The Proxy in question was supposed to go and 'take care of it', whatever that meant. Am I supposed to kill something? I don't wanna do that... The only thing Jace had ever killed - besides insects; who didn't? - was a Hollow. But Hollows were already dead. Killing them was really just sending them somewhere else; exorcising them. But this Reiatsu he was tracking felt nothing like that of a Hollow. In fact, it felt worse; dark and twisted. There were things even worse than Hollows called Togabitos. From the feel of that Reiatsu, Jace was assuming that this thing was one of those, and would be really gross-looking, so he was on the look-out for a monster-like thing. He didn't understand why someone like him had been sent after a Togabito, though. He wasn't very strong yet; spiritually, anyway. The Proxy had found that physical strength didn't count for much in the spiritual realm. Everything was much faster, much stronger, and had ridiculous powers.

It was getting closer and closer, like it was moving at a quick pace. Then it stopped, coincidentally right around the corner from the Proxy. What is it takes off again? He didn't want to be stuck chasing this thing all day. Obviously taking just about nothing into consideration, Jace ran right around the corner. As he was turning, his right foot caught on an upraised slab of cement. With a slight gasp of surprise, he started to fall, and saw a girl standing right in his path. "Oh shi-" The rest of his last, inappropriate word was muffled as his face met with the girl's chest before he deftly twisted to the side and caused himself to fall the rest of the way so he wouldn't take her down with him.

Red-faced and seemingly unaffected with his fall, the Proxy quickly got to his feet a few seconds later. He had done it again. He knew that squishy feeling from back when he had tripped into that Sayuri girl. He had it; the skill to face plant tits while walking around corners. He had done something that seemed ridiculously unlikely, twice now. And he just knew that he was going to get slapped again, no matter how profusely he apologized.

"I'm so sorry! I tripped, I didn't mean to..." His face became even redder and he never finished his sentence. He didn't need to, really. By now, they both should have had a grasp on the situation. "Are you... okay?" he asked, waiting for the inevitable slap to the face. People just couldn't leave his face alone these days.

A couple seconds later, the Proxy noticed something strange. The Reiatsu he had been following - which he had almost forgotten about - was not moving. In fact, it seemed to be right in front of him, coming from... the girl he had just fallen into. But she looked like a normal human; that couldn't be right. Confused, Jace looked around to see if there was a strange creature close by. Maybe he was just really bad at sensing things.

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every thing's gonna crash and break

Not seeing anything else suspicious, Jace turned back to the girl he had bumped into. Right then, there was a hand in his face. The Proxy stumbled backwards a couple paces, holding his cheek with a shocked expression. He couldn't exactly say that he was surprised by her reaction, but she sure was stronger than she looked. But Jace didn't get it; he had apologized and everything, why did she have to hit him? "Holy shit, I said I was sorry," he grumbled, straightening up and letting his hand fall to his side.

Perturbed, Jace looked off to the side. He saw something going on across the street with a wiped out car, but didn't really care about that at the moment. He had bigger problems. The Proxy was stuck here with a really pissed off chick and he had no idea what to say. Undoubtedly, his last comment would probably earn him another slap, or something worse. And he really couldn't do much about it because he wasn't into hitting girls. The more important thing was the Reiatsu that he was supposed to be following. It was definitely coming from the girl. Other than the fact that she was carrying a sword or some sort of weapon, she seemed like a normal person. But she had Reiatsu, so it was impossible.

Unable to ask a stupid question like 'are you a Togabito?' or to even start a fight with a girl in the first place, Jace turned and started walking away. "Sorry again," he sighed, hoping he wasn't going to be hit again. Maybe he was disobeying orders by not throwing himself into a fight he couldn't win, but Jace didn't care. He could always say that he couldn't find whomever the Reiatsu belonged to. He was still considered inexperienced, so that one should work.

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every thing's gonna crash and break

Hearing the girl call him a 'pipsqueak', Jace only smirked. She was like, half a foot shorter than him, who the hell was she calling a pipsqueak? How stupid, he thought, shoving his hands in his pockets and ignoring her as he walked away. He also heard her talking about something else, but didn't care too much about what she had to say. Maybe she was hot, but she talked like a dumb skank. Jace had no interest in associating himself with someone like that.

Hearing the screech of tires, Jace quickly looked back. What now? What he saw was the girl from before nudging someone on the ground with her foot and then walking away. Not too far off, there was a car stopped. From where he was standing, it looked as if she had pushed that person into traffic. He couldn't believe it. Why? Why would she do that? Maybe she really was this Togabito thing he was looking for. And whether she looked like a normal girl, she wasn't really. She was a monster. She had to be, to do something like that and be so nonchalant about it.

"Fucking bitch..." he growled under his breath, before running at the girl full-tilt. She was standing in front of a hill, so that was great. He could throw her down there and if need be, use his powers out of sight of civilians. Jumping at the girl while no one was looking, Jace was aiming to tackle her down the hill. Of course, he would fall too, he would just hope that the drop wasn't too steep. After he had face planted her boobs earlier, he was pretty sure that she wouldn't appreciate him landing on top of her too much. But it was inevitable. He couldn't have people witness him using his steel.

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every thing's gonna crash and break

After Jace tackled the girl to the ground, he rolled off of her and got to his feet, unharmed for the most part. She had taken most of the impact for him, and he didn't particularly mind that. Maybe she deserved a little bit of pain. After all, she had just killed someone. Or maybe they weren't dead; Jace hadn't checked. Either way, this bitch had pushed someone into traffic. Plus, she was a Togabito. He was supposed to send her back to Hell, or wherever those things came from.

The girl didn't seem too happy about getting tackled, as was apparent when she got up and started screeching at him. Thank god no one else would be able to hear her. Jace only gave her a cold glare when she threatened him. "You can leave my balls out of this," he said, aware that it was very much a comical thing to say, but sounded odd when spoken in such a serious tone. The Proxy didn't know whether or not she would actually go for such a cheap shot, but it did make him a bit paranoid. He really didn't want to get hit in the nuts again, especially not after feeling how hard this chick could slap. He would be incapacitated for sure, and then what would happen? He didn't even want to know.

Jace had to admit, he was still reluctant to fight a girl, even knowing that she was really just a monster. But he had no choice now. She had to pay for what she did. For whatever reason, she had to take her coat off and tie her hair back before fighting. What was this, gym class? She was so much like a typical girl that it hurt to watch. Well, except for the way she talked. Bitch sounded crazy. No wonder he was so reluctant to fight.

Shit! So fast... Jace was surprised that she could move so fast, as she zig-zagged toward him. Even then, he wasn't completely screwed. He had good reaction time, which in most cases made up for actual movement speed. When she swung, Jace ducked under her fist, narrowly avoiding the punch. He then rolled to the side. Quickly rising up from his crouching position, he swung his right hand, which had since been covered in a strange silver liquid, swiping towards the girl horizontally up close. From there, a blade formed, easily five feet wide, but so thin that it was barely visible from the front. This blade, Jace sent towards the Togabito's midsection, in hopes that it would affect her somehow. The way he saw it, she wouldn't be able to dodge it completely unless she jumped really high, really fast.

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every thing's gonna crash and break

Jace jumped back after he sent the blade towards the girl. Whoa. He had actually managed to hit her; she was even bleeding. This had to be the first time he had ever done any real damage with his Sigil ability. But the Togabito again, didn't seem too happy about the new development, though Jace couldn't blame her. Getting cut like that hurt a lot. But geez, enough for her to want to kill him? Couldn't she just run along back to Hell, or something?

When she flipped around, Jace was a little surprised, but he had seen crazier things by this point. He didn't let the acrobatics distract him. She was shooting a pink attack at him. For some reason, the Proxy found it incredibly funny that the beams she was shooting were pink. But he still didn't really want to get hit by them. Silver liquid had been dripping from his Sigil, down his hand to splatter the ground. Soon enough, walls of steel rose to surround him on all sides in a spherical barrier. All right! Last time he had used this, he had only been able to make a one-sided shield. But he felt much more tired than he should have after using the shield this time.

Just like in the battle against the Quincy, he began to see cracks running through the shield, before it shattered like glass, pieces falling to the ground and reverting to their liquid state. Had the beams really been that strong? Jace's smirk vanished when he felt something cold against his torso. When he looked down, he saw that there was some sort of whip with blades wrapped around him. It had even cut him a little already, but it wasn't too bad. He just really hoped that she didn't plan on pulling on it or something. That would probably hurt a lot. "Kinky..." he half-whispered, before looking back to the girl with a 'deer in the headlights' expression. He really hoped she hadn't heard that. With the position he was in now, it felt like pissing the Togabito off would be a bad idea.

Even though he was starting to get worn out from using his Reiryoku, Jace knew that he was going to need to use something else to get out of this. Assuming that the girl was going to try to do something to him now that he was bound, the Proxy let his silver drip over his right hand to cover it completely, in preparation for another attack if she came close. If she tried to attack from long range again, he was going to have a problem.

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every thing's gonna crash and break

The girl seemed to just be standing there thinking for a few seconds. Jace, not wanting to move while the bladed whip was wrapped around him, only stood there waiting for her to do something. He couldn't say that he liked the nasty look on her face too much, though.

Out of nowhere, the Togabito tugged on the whip. Jace flinched a little when he felt it tighten, sending the blades deeper. But he didn't show any reaction other than that. Luckily, he had a fairly high tolerance for pain. He wasn't going to give her the satisfaction of knowing that he was actually being hurt by this, he told himself. "Why else would I, you--" he had been about to say something fairly nasty, but his words ended in a cry of pain when the Togabito yanked the whip even harder, causing Jace to be launched into a spin.

Not wanting to be attacked again while he couldn't do anything about it, Jace forced himself to stop, grounding his feet. Seeing the girl just in front of him, a few feet away, he shakily raised his silver-coated right hand to her, shooting three hardened balls of steel towards her. they looked more like bullets than anything, but weren't quite as fast. With the Proxy's sheer lack of accuracy, where they would hit was uncertain. But they would for sure hit the Togabito somewhere unless she retreated to the side.

Damn it... she heard that? Togabitos must have had good hearing, or something. Jace needed to start thinking before he talked. He stumbled backwards a couple feet to distance himself from the girl, hunched over a little as if in pain. Blood was seeping through the white cloth of his Consecro uniform from the cuts that had been made by the whip. Somehow, they weren't anything serious, but that didn't mean they didn't hurt. Jace was hoping that he had somehow managed to incapacitate the Togabito with his last attack. He didn't know how much longer he could use his Sigil for at this rate. Like before, he was relying on that power too much.

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every thing's gonna crash and break

Again, Jace was surprised when he actually managed to hit the girl with his attack. Maybe he really was getting better at this. But it wasn't enough to do any serious damage, as was notable when the Togabito got to her feet, stating that she should end this. He didn't say anything to her, only returning the girl's cold glare. Jace could win this; he knew it. He had no idea what he would do if he did. He didn't really want to kill anyone. But if it was his only choice to keep from dying himself, he might have to. That thought put him on edge just a little. He did hate people, but that didn't mean he wanted to kill them...

Jace flinched a little when the girl jumped over him, thinking she was going to try and kick him from the air again. But instead, she flipped over him and landed behind the Proxy. Shit! Somewhat slower than usual because he had been caught off-guard, Jace turned around, only to see that the Togabito had her hand pointed towards him and some sort of pink energy attack was forming there. Acting rather recklessly, Jace ducked slightly to the side before jumping at the girl to tackle her to the ground again. He was hoping to dodge her attack, get her on the ground, and then knock her out to end this, but it didn't go as planned.

When the pink blast was fired, part of it clipped Jace's right shoulder. As it turned out, he hadn't ducked down far enough to completely avoid the attack. The Proxy screamed again when it exploded against his shoulder, sending him into the ground a few feet to the left. The upper right half of his coat and the shirt beneath it was burned away, and his shoulder was marred by a mild burn. Coincidentally, in the exact same place that girl Erin had burnt him.

God fucking dammit... how many times is this uniform going to get ruined? Jace was thinking this as he finally got up off the ground. The explosion had rocked him quite a bit, so he was a little confused at first. Then he saw the girl he was supposed to be fighting standing a few feet away. So I guess I missed. The Proxy was down on his hands and knees right now, and probably looked quite pathetic. Looking like a weakling was the last thing on his agenda at the moment. So he forced himself to his feet, hopefully before the Togabito attacked him.

Motherfucker. The burn on his shoulder really fucking hurt. It was hard to even stand still. Right now more than anything, the Proxy wanted to go jump in a lake. But he had to deal with this girl first. "How about you go on back to Hell, or whatever? I'm not into hitting girls, you see," he said. She seemed pretty pissed, so the Proxy was pretty sure this was useless, but at least he was trying. If she wouldn't leave, he would have barely any Reiryoku to use. Unless he did something really small, which seemed like it wouldn't have much effect. So that meant that Jace was stuck to resorting to hand-to-hand. Even if he was technically fighting a monster, he didn't really want to punch a girl, even if the girl in question really wanted to punch him.

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