This is romantic, right? (Yuu)

For some reason or another Yuu couldn't seem to wake up when he had a feeling he needed to. He had been sleeping a pretty long time. He was pretty much over sleeping yet it kept a hold on him for some reason and he went on dreaming. Something was going on. He knew it. In his dream he saw Kaito and vaguely wondered if the man had something to do with this. He totally wouldn't just be dreaming about the man that had become his boyfriend of sorts. Honestly Yuu didn't get any of their relationship. He felt his face heat up as he slept and made a few small noises, shifting around on what he didn't know was Kaito's back and buried his face in the man's neck to try and hide his blush even though his was just making it more notable in a behavior he'd never dare show if he was awake.

Slowly he felt himself coming to finally. He could hear Kaito's voice and slowly he began to open his eyes. He didn't have time to focus fully before he felt completely suffocated by something. He sat up and grabbed at his throat, finding nothing there to choke him. It was just the air. What had happened? Yuu's eyes flew open now and he looked around, still trying to control his breathing as he took in the scenery before him. It was happening again. This wasn't his bedroom. In fact he had no idea where this was. His eyes darted around from the stone he sat on to the weird water around him. Then they fell on Kaito. What had the man done now?

Little by little Yuu got used to the strange air within Hell. He calmed down a bit then, his face going stoic as he stared at Kaito now. He wasn' going to yell like usual. He was still tired and wasn't feeling to well now. "Didn't I say to stick closer to home?" he asked in an exhuasted voice, remembering their surprise trip to France not that long ago. It only took him a moment to put two and two together. They were somewhere close to home. It just wasn't his. "Oh god... Don't tell me you brought me to.." he didn't even finish that question. He wasn't sure he wanted to know the answer. He got up to his knees and looked around some more. It was obvious that his guess was just about right. Kaito had dragged him down to Hell. Why he had done it was beyond him. This was hardly the most romantic place to be, even with the flower looking thing.

Kaito knew about how into this Yuu was right now. He didn't seem like he was going to go about apologizing for it though. Yuu barely expected him to. The only reason he had the thought was because Kaito was just weird like that and he had to be ready for everything, even the most unlikely of events. He hadn't prepared for this though. Floating on a stone lily pad by a lake in hell was just.... too out there. Apparently not though because here he was, sitting on a stone lily pad by a lake in hell with the ever joyous Kaito who's turn it was to turn this entire situation around. Evidently that meant spreading a cheesy blanket over the lily pad and setting a picnic basket down. On cue Yuu's stomach growled. He had been knocked out for hours. Of course he was hungry. He didn't need to justify himself. That didn't mean he didn't get that blush across his face and look away as he tried to hide it. This 'date' was not going his way and he was about to make Kaito take him back home for a slightly more normal date.

Then Kaito began to take out the different sweets he had brought. The moment sweet smells hit him Yuu glanced over with interest. God damn the day that Kaito discovered his sweet tooth. Now he was more obligated to try and enjoy hell no matter how weird that sounded. He silently took the milkshake, keeping his cool and not giving away how badly he wanted it. God was it good the moment he drank some. Maybe being around Kaito was paying off. Then again maybe he was getting ahead of himself.

Kaito had a present for him and, even though he didn't want to, he set the milkshake down to take it. Yuu wasn't going to even ask how he had 'bought' a present when most of the world couldn't even see him. If he didn't know about a crime he wasn't responsible for harboring the criminal, if that was even possible to do with demons. He just went on and unwrapped it. Well... now there was yet another detail he hadn't prepared himself for. There was... it was... that thing was.... Kaito had gotten him some kind of slutty costume that resembled fucking sailor moon or something. Yuu didn't even blush at this one. He just paled a bit as he stared, unamused at his gift. "Kaito..." he mumbled, not looking at him right away. He just slowly, barely touching it, pushed the package away. "What am I supposed to do with that?" He questioned even though it was probably rather obvious. Yuu just didn't want to immediately jump to the conclusion that Kaito was just being a kinky pervert. Gross. He didn't even want to think about all that food now. He felt a little upset to his stomach.

Kaito gave him a pretty smart ass answer which Yuu wasn't too happy about. He set the 'outfit' aside and proceeded to give the togabito a stubborn look, his lips in a frown and one brow arched. He honestly wondered if Kaito expected him to really where that... thing. He wasn't going to willingly slip it on, even when he heard that Kaio had that tone in his voice. He didn't care. "Well... instead we could burn it. We could tie it to a rock and send it to the bottom of this lake. I'm half way convinced you can eat it and be fine. It could be ripped to shreds. Then I could use it to tie you up and send you both to the bottom of this lake. There's thousands of possibilities. Surely with your head you can think of more" his tone was flat and somewhat cold. He was sure some of his words would sting but this was just going too far. He wasn't parading around in hell wearing some girly dress. He had his pride. So he just picked his milkshake back up and finished drinking it.

He did glance at Kaito though. He seemed to be thinking awfully hard about something. He didn't want to know what it was. He was positive he didn't. Of course Kaito had to let it all out though. He asked Yuu how old he was and by the way it sounded it was something serious. Yuu looked at him strangely. "Is this going to be a short joke?" He asked irritably, going back to his shake. Yeah he was really short. Did that make Kaito think he was twelve or something? He kept drinking until there was that annoying slurping sound signalling that there was no shake left. He grunted and tossed the glass aside, sure Kaito didn't care enough about it. Then he realized the glass was probably he own and that vein in his head throbbed. Well.. oh well. Kaito could glue it back together.

"I'm eighteen" he finally answered in a sigh, rolling his eyes. He leaned back, propping himself up with one arm. "Sorry if that disappoints you but I can't exactly help it" he didn't get why Kaito wanted to know. He had gone a hell of a long time without knowing Yuu's age. He was pretty sure he had had some really sick dreams about him so age obviously hadn't mattered for those. Was pedophilia even a thing for dead people? Actually Yuu figured necrophilia was more of a big deal. Everything about this was so weird. He couldn't make any sense of it and the fact that the man he chose to date was a raging lunatic didn't help much.

Yuu didn't miss that sigh from Kaito, just like he didn't miss the meaning behind it. Kaito should have been getting used to his personality by now, and if he wasn't then he really needed to move on to some one else.. after bringing Yuu back to his own world. He really didn't like the idea of staying in Hell forever, no offense to Kaito's home or anything. The place just really fucking sucked despite the milkshakes and other sweets. Eventually he gave Kaito what he wanted so he could just deal and hand over another sweet so Yuu could smear it all over that outfit... excuse of an outfit Kaito saw fitting to give him.

Kaito looked relieved with the answer he got. Well that was all good and stuff. He was back to goofing around Kaito, even poking Yuu's cheek which he didn't very much appreciate. He gave Kaito a cold, blank stare before shaking his head. "Oh yes I'm devastated that I'm not disappointing you. You know how I strive for that very thing" he answered sarcastically, halfway wanting to bite the man's finger in retaliation for the poke, but then he thought that Kaito might be into that so he ceased from the start of that whole action. Kaito distracted him instead anyway. "Trust me. There's about a hundred more things you need to worry about besides me calling you a pedophile" he pointed out. He would totally call Kaito a freeloader and a kidnapper before he even thought about pedophilia, since he wasn't a child and this wasn't pedophilia. Kaito was probably old as fuck so it was just... reverse cougarism... whatever that was called. It wasn't like a sugardaddy since Kaito had no money or valuables except for the occasional ice cream Yuu wasn't above stealing from.

No one ever did hand him another snack so he had nothing to do now. He sure as Hell wasn't getting his own or making up shit to do. Kaito was the leader on this one. That was code for Yuu just couldn't give enough shits to bother with it so he'd just let Kaito come up with some stuff he would probably say no to. In the mean time he set that dreadful outfit down on the ground, laying back himself just as Kaito had, using the little bit of fabric as a rather useless pillow. That outfit really served no purpose at all, not to Yuu anyway. Kaito obviously thought it was the best thing in the world next to Yuu or something. Yuu would comment on his bad taste, but then he realized he would just be insulting himself at the same time. Kaito really complicated things even when he didn't even know it. It was so exhausting sometimes.