Post by Radek Eckhard on Oct 2, 2013 16:59:49 GMT -5
Between the Good and Bad
+''Is Where You'llFind Me
But I know theres a Reason
Today was a very important day. As such it was obvious that such an occasion needed to be dealt with in Finland. Actually Radek wasn't entirely sure why Finland had been chosen as the place in which this great ordeal would take place, He had spoken to Alestar and this was just how things turned out. He knew better than to try and question things like this. Besides Finland was a pretty cool place. Okay he liked a certain character called Finland in a glorious piece of art of an anime. That was the main reason he was cool with Finland. He didn't know much else about the place except that they were like wickedly into Christmas and shit. He halfway expected to get a present when he got off the plane. Unfortunately though that didn't happen and his Christmas boner was dead as it should have been for the time of year. Stupid fall lasting so damn long.
Even if he wasn't getting some wicked awesome present, the day wasn't totally ruined. He had come all the way to meet up with Alestar. Meeting up with his old friend had turned out to be a bit of a pain after he was kidnapped by crazy catholic priests. Go figure. But he was here now and it was going to be glorious! This was an extra special trip though. He brought along his new friendish type person, Jace for Alestar to meet and vice versa. He and Jace were getting on better terms, so that was good. Radek was pretty sure the two would like each other, not too much though. Jace's ass belonged to Radek if it belonged to any man. Wait what? He totally didn't just think that or anything.
Back on point. He had gotten Jace to come with him on this trip. Now they were walking around some city Radek couldn't even name. He was sure this was the right one though. If not then there was a great technology of cell phones. Even if he was wrong, this was a nice place. Radek had finally gotten his camera snuck back to him. Now he was taking pictures of nearly everything, except other men. He kinda started to learn his lesson about that. He really hadn't, but he didn't want a long ass lecture from Jace about how he shouldn't be creepy. Today was the day he would finally get no goody goody lectures! It was a good goal to have.
"Let me take ya pictcha" Radek commanded of Jace, turning around to face him. He held his camera up, hoping Jace wouldn't break it and refuse him. He snapped a picture really fast just in case, not sure if it was even a good one or not. Jace was probably scowling or something. At least this wasn't a sexual picture of his back end. He couldn't be mad. Radek had somewhat asked too. could it be possible he got a good picture to stare at during the night... to hang up with some of his other pictures of various people he knew..?
Jace had no idea what was going on. Radek had wanted him to meet his friend for whatever reason. One thing lead to another, and now they were in Finland. He still didn't understand why it had to be Finland. Did this guy's friend live in Finland? On a more important note, what was going to happen to them when they were found to be sneaking away from Consecro? We are so fucked, Jace thought with a grimace. Why did he ever choose to go along with this?
Radek on the other hand didn't seem to care about that at all. He kept taking pictures of just about everything. It was just another thing Jace didn't get. Photography was a thing, but this guy was taking it to the max. Though, at least he wasn't creeping people this time. That would be especially embarrassing.
As if the world was mocking him, Jace heard the redhead ask for his picture right after. He should have known what the answer would be. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Radek raising the camera. Why was he even asking if he was going to do it anyway? Hastily, Jace turned his face away as the redhead tried to take his picture. He wasn't going to let him get a replacement for last time. "Nope," he said, not caring whether Radek liked it or not. If he didn't want his picture taken, it just wasn't happening.
"So where's this friend of yours?" he asked afterwards. They had been walking for a while now; Jace had to wonder if the redhead even knew where they were going.
Alestar was supposed to be meeting Radek and Radek's significant other. That sounded boring as fuck but at least he was able to choose where they met at. Finland. Because why not? He knew absolutely nothing about Finland except it was cold. He never paid attention to the Finnish facts in Hetalia, so he was a little screwed. Eh, fuck it He thought to himself. He was just a tourist anyway. Who needed to know shit on a visit?
He walked to the area they were meeting in and tried to rid himself of the urge to hug himself in an attempt to stay warm. He refused to though. That was showing weakness. Although he wasn't wearing what people normally would in this weather, but fuck that! The weather wasn't going to make a bitch out of him and determine his outfit! It might be colder than the normal temperatures in California, but God damn it he wasn't going to die if he was shirtless! But it was pretty cold, so he had to at least keep his coat zipped. That was a bummer though. But whatever. He'd get over it. Maybe unzip it then hug Radek to mooch off the other man's body heat. That is, if the new lover didn't mind of course.
He was finally where he thought they'd be meeting at, but saw no one. Damn it if they were late, they'd get claws up their anuses! Alestar began playing with his claws while he waited. He was sure he was in the right place. Although he wasn't. He finally looked around and saw that they were a little bit further ahead. Thankfully he only stopped for a brief moment, otherwise that would have been embarrassing. Unless they saw him already, but that wasn't likely. While he was approaching Radek and the guy he assumed to be the lover he saw they were so engulfed in each other that they didn't have time for the rest of the world. How cute, but not sexy enough for his liking.
He approached Radek from behind, wearing a creepy smile on his face. "So. Who wants to get butt fucked?" He let out a small creepy laugh as he placed his clawed hand on Radek's shoulder. If he got no laughs from this, then the new guy would be both unfun and unworthy.
Post by Radek Eckhard on Oct 4, 2013 21:17:12 GMT -5
Between the Good and Bad
+''Is Where You'llFind Me
But I know theres a Reason
The only picture Radek was able to get was a pretty bad one where Jace's face was blurred out since he moved. Radek lowered his camera, halfway glaring at the man, but at the same time it was clear he was pouting. "Come on. Friends have pictures of each other. They creepily print them off Facebook or something. At least I'm telling you about mine" he whined, making a face at Jace as he stashed his camera away into his coat pocket to let it rest peacefully for a bit. Alistar would allow pictures, and Radek would wear it out then. He would just see how much Jace liked that then! Radek was pretty convinced the man would be completely unphased by it, but.. like... whatever! Now Radek was just down in the dumps. He slouched forward, sighing heavily. Jace really was so mean sometimes.
Right about that time he felt a hand on his shoulder, which caught his attention. He started to look back to see what was there, but then some one spoke. The words were a dead give away, same as that voice, whether it was laced with five dozen different accents or not. He knew that voice, and it brought his spirits back up. "I'd take you up on that offer~" he finally glanced back over his shoulder, giving a joking smirk. He kept up the act for a few seconds, before turning around, letting out a laugh. He threw himself at the man, giving him a good hug, a manly hug! Okay there wasn't that much manliness about it, but who the fuck was going to argue with him? That's right. Fucking no one.
Then he remembered Jace who was probably just horrified by the past few moments. Radek was not helping his image in the man's eyes by accepting butt fucks from a stranger who he then hugged. That might have made him seem like the type of man classified as a 'man slut', which he totally wasn't. Jace didn't have the whole story. Why was Radek thinking on this instead of giving Jace the whole story? Well, he didn't fully know the answer to that question, but he was sure hurrying up with that would probably help his case.
"Right! Jace this is Alestar, the one we came here to see" once he was actually able to focus, the explanation came pretty quick. He halfway turned around so he wasn't standing in between the two men. "Alestar, obviously this is Jace" he hated how weird introductions were, way too much name using for his tastes. But all of that awkwardness was put to the side now, and they could all become best friends doing... whatever people in Finland did. Since there were no presents he still wasn't sure what that was, but they could figure it out. They were three very smartish kind of men!
Jace had never heard about people printing pictures of their friends off of Facebook before. That was just creepy. It was a good thing that he didn't give much of a fuck about Facebook. "Who even cares about Facebook?" he grumbled. He still didn't get why Radek wanted a picture of him so bad. Well, he could guess, but he'd rather not go there.
Jace looked over at the redhead for a second when he heard him sigh. He looked sad all of a sudden. Just because Jace wouldn't let him take his picture? It seemed like a stupid thing to get upset over, and yet the Proxy felt a twinge of guilt. He was ruining the fun for someone else, again. Given his tendency to do that, Jace had to wonder why the redhead had dragged him along. Why did anyone get attached to him like that? It wasn't like he encouraged it.
Jace raised an eyebrow and turned to look back when he heard someone offering buttfucks. He highly doubted that was customary in Finland. Radek's reaction proved this; it was the person they were supposed to meet. While Jace looked on half-amused, half-confused, the two hugged, but did not exchange buttfucks. That was good. If he hadn't already, now the Proxy really felt like he was intruding on something. They looked like they could have a lot more fun on their own. Why was he here again?
"H-hey..." was all Jace managed to say after he was introduced. Annoyed that he couldn't come up with anything other than that, he looked off to the side for a second. He barely knew either of these guys, so that meant he was probably going to be awkward as fuck. In all honesty, he had no idea what to think of Alestar. He just seemed like a more creepy version of Radek so far.
He got a wonderful hug from Radeck, but the little lover friend was a little too silent. Alestar unintentionally growled a bit when he was introduced. He wasn't sure if he'd like this guy or not, but it was making him kind of nervous to be around him. This wasn't going as smoothly as he wanted it to and Alestar began to worry it was his fault. 'THIS IS TOO CONFUSING!' What if it all was going to go wrong in a short notice!?
Jace awkwardly said hi, which was kind of a bummer. Where was the excitement!? What if he was what he hated the most!? A serious person!? Alestar glared at him. He was probably judging him as each moment went by. "Radek. You sure this is the guy I'm supposed to meet?.... He seems like a total bummer." Alestar watched Jace carefully as he slowly crept over to him. "Don't bore me already..." Alestar had a slight growl lurking in his voice. He knew this guy was going to hate him. Perhaps he was his replacement. Jace was going to replace Alestar as Radek's best friend. They were holding a meeting to tell him. This was turning into complete bullshit quickly.
Alestar raised his right hand to his mouth and licked one of the blades on his claw. It needed blood on it, otherwise it just wasn't satisfying. "If he's going to replace me, can I at least prove my worth in a death match? Whoever dies loses. Good set of rules, right Radek? Or am I just not good enough anymore? You have to replace me with this one, don't you?" Alestar was sure that even if he won, Radek would still ditch him. That was a total bummer, but would be pretty funny years on. Or perhaps it was funny now? He began laughing maniacally for no actual reason. Winning. Losing. In the end the conclusion would turn out the same.
Post by Radek Eckhard on Oct 14, 2013 14:26:15 GMT -5
Between the Good and Bad
+''Is Where You'llFind Me
But I know theres a Reason
Well this meeting was just... grand. Radek looked back and forth between his friends who seemed to have negative comparability. Was that even possible? By the way this was going, Radek was pretty sure it was. He just stood between them, trying not to be as awkward as possible. With Alestar's growl and Jace's really weird greeting Radek had quite the difficult task on his hands. This was turning into quite the boner kill. That much was certain. He thought they would all get along great. Evidently being well liked... liked enough by people didn't always mean those people would like one another. The result was the weird looking smile Radek had on his face as he turned his head to look to Alistar then Jace then back again. He was really hoping this wouldn't be their entire trip. "Yah.. this is him. That oah I picked up a Doplegangah"(lol) Radek assured Alestar, though he didn't sound nearly as excited about the meeting now as he had been a few days ago when they put the whole trip together.
Alestar spoke up again, catching Radek by surprise. He arched his brow, giving the blonde a look like he had no idea what the man was talking about. He thought Jace was there to replace him? He really believed that? It seemed that way by the way he was acting. He even went as far as to issue a death match against Jace for the place of Radek's best friend ever. He wouldn't say it out loud, but that was the biggest ego boost he had gotten in a while. He almost Jace would accept to boost it even further, because it felt great. Getting two good looking guys to fight over him was pretty damn cool. He could pretend it was about more than just best friendship too. Nobody would need to know about that part though.
Unfortunately he couldn't let that happen. Jace wasn't quite... up to Alestar's level yet. He'd probably end up dead if it came down to that. That or Finland would be covered in steel by the time they were done, because he totally didn't stalk Jace to find out what his power was before, even if he had been told anyway later. Small details were just so unimportant. He sighed out, stepping between the two further. "No one is replacing anyone" he said this more toward Alestar, giving him a look that would tell his friend to chill out. "Trust me it would be hard to find some one like you" the only other person he knew that was like Alestar was.. well himself. He could be best friends with himself. There were always cool people he spoke to in his head. That just wasn't as fun though.
"Why don't we figuah out something to do before you two staht stabbing each othah" he suggested, almost ordered. It was a sweet sounding order though, because he clapped his hands together and smiled, looking between them. He was seriously up to anything at this point. He would even spend hours cramped inside some tiny cabin with no electricity or phone service if it was really a bonding kind of experience. ..Okay that was going a bit far. He'd probably object to that. Anything else though he was pretty open to. He expected Alestar to come up with something first, but Jace might surprise them all by using words. Radek had heard him do it for. He heard a lot of words from the guy actually, a lot that were all but pleasant. Why did he like this guy again? Reasons were unnecessary! It was the kind of love where some one had to grow on you. Maybe that was why Alestar didn't like him yet. Yeah. That was it. So this trip was a good thing after all.
Jace could tell that his awkward greeting hadn't been well-received. Who gives a fuck? he thought, hoping that his vexation wasn't apparent to the others. He liked to think that he came across as someone who didn't care about what others thought, even thought that may have been a blatant lie. Image and social standing were deeply intertwined, after all. People who thought that those things didn't matter were downright idiotic, not to mention, naive. Did that mean that he pretended to be an idiot? Somehow, that seems worse...
And then Jace realized that this had almost nothing to do with the situation at hand. Why the hell had he gone off and started thinking about annoying things like stupid people? With a somewhat sour expression, he forced himself to pay attention to Alestar and Radek. He immediately regretted this. Alestar thought he wasn't 'the guy', and he thought the Proxy was a total bummer. Was he really just saying that out loud? Well, at least he was being real instead of talking behind his back; and it wasn't like what he was saying was far off the mark. Jace only rolled his eyes, still trying to maintain a detached persona. Again, what the fuck did he care if this guy liked him? If only to keep himself from ruining this meeting even more than he already had, Jace stayed quiet, though he found it a bit hard. When Alestar called him boring once again, Jace's left eye twitched. "Well, sorry," he grumbled, glowering at the blond. What did he expect, for him to jump around and act all gay, too? He couldn't help that he wasn't that type of person.
Jace had to struggle to keep a straight face when Radek mentioned dopplegangers. He apparently did have a doppleganger, or something like that. The fact that he had since been attacked by a girl calling him 'Fullbuster', and a raging lesbian calling him 'Cannon-Boy' made him wonder. What kind of dumb nickname is 'Cannon-Boy', anyway? And he immediately thought it had to do with something sexual. Ha... cannon. I need to find this asshole and make him take my place for shit like this. Jace had always wanted a clone. He could get out of all sorts of things. Whether or not said clone would listen to him was another matter. And he had gone off into his own little world again. Fuck.
Again, the Proxy regretted turning his attention to the others. Apparently his was replacing this Alestar guy. But first, he had to fight for it. Oh, goodie. While he might have liked to rough this guy up a bit under more... dire circumstances, Jace wasn't feeling it. The Reiatsu that was higher than his own - no surprise there - and the fact that he was apparently fucking... wolverine or some shit had Jace thinking that he wouldn't do so well in a real fight against him. Not to mention, he was a bit bigger, though that barely mattered. What the hell was with everyone being seven feet tall ever since he was kidnapped? Jace himself was considered fairly tall where he came from, and now almost everyone towered over him. Even the supposed Asians were at least six feet. But he had already accepted that nothing made sense in this new world.
"The fuck? Yeah, I know nothing about this," Jace replied in reference to himself being a replacement. He obviously wasn't taking the death match too seriously. Alestar could lick his claws and do weird shit all he wanted, Jace wasn't going to show any signs of intimidation. One would have to go to great lengths to make the Proxy feel even a twinge of actual fear.
Jace looked away from Alestar after Radek confirmed that there would be no death match. And now they needed to figure out what to do before someone got stabbed. Fuck that shit. He had already been stabbed before, and it wasn't exactly enjoyable. If Alestar tried that with him, he'd ram those claws right up the blond's ass. That was beside the point. Obviously, he wasn't going to do anything like that. Definitely not in the middle of a semi-populated street, either.
"I have no idea what there is to do here," Jace added his useless comment to the idea pool. At least he had talked, right? He kept his annoyance out of his words, suggesting that he was already over what had transpired with Alestar.
Alestar looked this guy up and down. He wasn't exactly contributing to the conversation. Apparently Radek picked the right guy.. But perhaps he didn't. Alestar wasn't going to put the Dopple-ganger theory away just yet.. It was still a possibility... Though, sadly, stabbing each other to death wasn't an option. Yet, at least. Alestar was sure he could figure out a way to stab this guy, or perhaps another guy. Anyone, really. He was in a fairly large stabbing mood.
Not-so-strangely, Jace had nothing to contribute on their search for things to do aside from stabbing each-other. "I vote we stab each other" Alestar stated very nonchalantly. There wasn't anything else he'd rather be doing currently. The fact that they weren't in his home country made things even easier. He wouldn't get caught as easily, and even if he were, then who cares? Finland would have a fairly hard time locating him across the world.
Sadly, the stab fest didn't seem to want to happen. He overheard something behind them. Someone shouting 'Ho Ho Ho' then the screams of others in the background. It didn't seem like it was something anyone sane would say at this time. Then Alestar heard the whirring of the chainsaw. He turned to look at the commotion, seeing a very evil looking man dressed up like Santa. He was covered in blood and random bits of... people, from what it looked like. His weapon of choice, a chainsaw, was also covered in the same things. It was.. beautiful and demented all in the same. "What a work of art!" Alestar was unusually happy to see a Santa-man killing people, but he wasn't so sure his companions would be as happy to see it.
((OOC:: Yeah... I waited for nothing. How about a round of posting, THEN santa-man. I'll throw him in after Jace))
Post by Radek Eckhard on Nov 25, 2013 14:38:41 GMT -5
Between the Good and Bad
+''Is Where You'llFind Me
But I know theres a Reason
Jace didn't give much of an answer as to what they could possibly do on this fabulous bonding trip. He said words though. That was a wonderful step forward. It was enough to Radek to hold back a snarky comment he had brewing in the back of his head. He could be a smartass later, and he would. For now though he just smiled over to Jace, appreciating his efforts a all of this. That brought them to Alestar's suggestion. While it was true that he considered it for a moment, some stabs sounding really hot for a second or two, he knew they couldn't enjoy that for very long. Even Radek was starting to get tired of being hurt, which was saying a lot when he had a power that ripped his body apart, a power he was using more than willingly a lot lately. He could only imagine how done with pain Jace was, being somewhat weaker than the both of them. He totally hadn't taken advantage of that before either. He would deny any allegations!
Radek shook his head as a reply to Alestar's idea. Just like that they were right back where they started. This whole trip had been a really good idea in his head. Of course his head also liked to think he could find real life versions of characters and have sex with them and fall into eternal love. Maybe there were times when his brain just wasn't quite right. That was a depressing as fuck thought, but it seemed really realistic. Why did the world have to be realistic?!
His pout equivalent thoughts were interrupted by screaming. He was pretty sure he was having those kinds of hot thoughts, so that meant they were some real screams. He looked around to see where they came from, and when his eye landed on the source Radek wasn't convinced this wasn't a vivid day dream. There was some.. Santa guy... with a chainsaw that had suspiciously colored chunks of stuff flying off of it. Santa seemed pretty happy about his wonderful chainsaw too. Radek just let his 'daydream' fly off, ending up with himself and the other two with him chained up, lying flat on a metal table that chainsaw whirring wildly as Santa... God, when the fuck had he gotten so messed up in the head? Was he really on the verge of drooling? Radek instantly wiped at his mouth, swallowing hard as he straightened himself up.
Just then Alestar said something, earning a look from Radek. His friend was looking right at Santa, but that should have been impossible since he wasn't real right? Then it dawned on him that Santa wasn't just his imagination running wild. He was very real, and very coming right towards them. Well wasn't that just brilliant? Radek hoisted up his sawzall, not questioning why it hadn't been taken away from him at the airport. Europe was just cool like that apparently. He was ready for a battle of power tools to go down. That didn't mean he wanted that kind of shit to happen. "So, who votes we get the fuck outta heah?" he looked between the two other men with him, figuring for once they might be at an agreement. That was some insanely wishful thinking though. Radek had accepted that there was a very slim chance that Alestar and Jace would ever think the same. It would be too easy that way. He took the lead though, taking a couple of steps back, waiting for the other two to follow him.