Violent Reproduction Attempts=Death (YUU, CW)

Yuu could feel that something was off the minute he turned around the corner. He was walking home after being forcibly dragged to some karaoke night which he refused to participate in after hearing a bunch of girls just slaughter every song he had ever thought had at leas decent originals. He already had a pounding headache from that, and now that he was on his way home to get some pain relievers and drain his mind of every note not hit he was slammed with a new feeling that screamed that something was wrong. Usually he would ignore it but it was just right there... He eyed the alley just a few feet in front of him before sighing out heavily, walking up to it and looking in. It was then that the smell of pleasure, blood, and death filled his nose and he instantly froze up. What the hell did he just walk in on?

Yuu was looking right at some blue haired man who hardly seemed to feel human, just sitting in the dark alley. It was what was in his arms that seemed to get a stir out of him though. Well about as stirred as Yuu could get. In that man's arms was the all too pale body of a girl who sat there limply leaning against his torso. He didn't even have to ask what had happened here. It was a bit too obvious for his liking.

Oddly enough he didn't say anything. Why would he? He couldn't really care less about some lady he didn't even know. Stuff like this happened every day. Perhaps not with a being with that kind of aura radiating from it, but still it wasn't like this was a brand new occurrence. He just couldn't look away though. His eyes were even a bit wide for a moment before they settle back into their partially lidded, bored state like he wasn't impressed at all.

"Don't you think that's a bit indecent?" he stated. it wasn't the expected 'Oh my gosh!' or 'How could you?!' or 'What's wrong with you?!'. Nope. Just a comment on public decency. He was far from the type easily get all that bothered. But just walking in and walking out wasn't his style. Not to mention it was true. It would only be a matter of time before some one else saw them, some one a bit more touchy that would scream in horror. He didn't need traces of him being left at some crime scene. Maybe he'd get out of there and not cause him any trouble. He just looked down at the man with eyes that screamed of his distaste. He was up on his high horse again and even if he didn't realize he was he loved it. It was justified too. He wasn't the one here that had just killed a woman with unspeakable acts.

He eyed the girl as her body was just shoved away into the dirty ground to lie there like some doll. Well it seemed any affection he was showing her form a moment ago just flew out the window. That seemed like a bit of a waste. That was hardly his concern though. She had gotten herself mixed up with this weird guy and well this was probably going to be her fate no matter what. Would suck to be her. Yuu then turned his glance to the man who was now standing up and staring at him, every inch of him. He arched his brow, shooting Kaito a look of questioning mixed with rejection. He wasn't about to end up like the girl lying there. He wasn't having any of that.

He didn't trust the smile the togabito put on for a second. He must have been some kind of nutcase. The dead girl should have made that obvious from the start but that was hardly the point right now. He narrowed his eyes into a slight glare, wonder what the hell this guy was thinking about. He doubted it was good. He had eyes of adoration and seemed actually happy about something. It was strange to say the least.

"You're right. I didn't see anything happen here" he stated in his normal bored tone. It wasn't a lie. He didn't see anything that had actually gone on save for a man holding a body. Who was he to jump to any obvious conclusions. So really he hadn't seen anything and he was just fine with that. That meant it wasn't any of his concern, which honestly it wasn't anyway. He was just some guy that was walking home from an annoying dinner and got a little surprise on his trip.

"Well since there's nothing to see here I suppose its time to go" he shrugged his shoulders, as he spoke, his eyes closing briefly. He really didn't think this would be the end of it. He got a bad feeling that his experience with the blue haired man was far from over, only just the beginning of something a lot longer lasting and troublesome. Still though he turned around to leave, removing one hand from his pocket in a half-hearted kind of wave before taking a few slow steps, not at all thinking he'd have the chance to really leave the alley.

Yuu did stop in his steps when the man mentioned cake but probably not for the reasons Kaito wanted him to. He looked over his shoulder with a confused look, wondering if the guy was really serious. Did he really look like the kind of guy that would wander into an alley with a dead girl and.. whatever he was so he could have a piece of cake? Okay so maybe he really liked his sweets and junk food but still the point stood. Cake wasn't going to make him stay anymore than tone deaf girls at a karaoke club. Needless to say he was ready to bail all over again and leave this guy in his past for good. He didn't have time for things like this even if he had no other plans at all that would take up this time anyway,

He watched the man struggle with what he was saying. So even he realized how weird he sounded then. Well at least there was some hope for him then. He looked like he had some revelation and Yuu was just about ready to just make a run for it when he was a few seconds too late and Kaito spoke again. God what was he going to come up with now? Brownies? Actually... He halfway made sense this time. He did of course assume Yuu gave two shits and was one to actually talk and then proceeded to think he would sit on the bony shoulders of some dead girl. Even still it was better though out than his first attempt. Not nearly as pathetic.

He couldn't just walk away now. He doubted Kaito would let him. He wasn't stupid. This guy was stronger than him. Maybe lacking in intelligence and understand and brain functionality but indeed stronger than him. So he let out an extra long sigh, his unpocketed hand coming up to rub his temples which were throbbing by now. This was going to be a really long night.

"Alright I'll have a talk with you. I'll tell you about all of my feelings" he took a few steps forward, lowering his hand so his red eyes could look down right into Kaito's. "I don't really care if you went and killed this girl, nor do i care that you fucked her long after she was probably dead like some kind of mindless animal. I hardly care that you do or do not have cake because it would not make me want to stay here. I most certainly don not want to sit there beside you like it is in the lease bit normal to use a corpse as a shrink chair, nor do I want to I want to talk about whatever scars this will certainly not have on my mind. I'm not in the slightest bit concerned that you would hurt me or not because I can take care of myself and I'm hardly scared of whatever you are. Yuo hardly seem like a terrifying beast." His tone was harsh yet at the same time dull and blatantly serious. He really hoped he got his point across and he really hoped Kaito would stop looking at him like he was desperately in love with him. It was creepy.

That look. It didn't go away. Yuu word's didn;t seem to hinder this guy in the slightest. It actually made him seem to want to try even harder. Yuu furrowed his brows slightly and pursed. The girl was kicked to the side again and all attention was on him. Great. Just what he had asked for. Kaito fixed himself up, not looking so much like he had just rolled out of a prostitutes bed and more like a presentable person even if he still smelled of sex. He introduced himself like a normal person with a normal person smile and Yuu just stared at him like a not so normal person. A normal person would have returned his kind smile and introduced themselves. Yuu just stood there and after a moment decided he could give him a name. Maybe it would shut him up. Doubtful but even Yuu could dream. "Yuu Katsumi" he didn't seem as enthused about giving his name as Kaito did but really enthusiastic wasn't his niche.

Then Kaito reached ourt his hand toward him and Yuu looked at it with a sens of disgust. Nope he wasn't going away. He wanted to go on a stroll. A stroll? Really? Yuu stared a moment longer before shrugging and turning around. "Whatever. I have to walk home anyway" It was some kind of a yes. That was the best Kaito was going to get out of him. He couldn't keep Kaito from walking with him anyway. There was one thing he could reject though.

He looked back at Kaito, waving his hand in the air before walking out of the alley. It was then that he shoved his hand down into his pocket again, his steps coming to a halt for a moment. "I'm not going to hold your hand like some love sick girl though" he set that rule up right away. Not only was it just not appealing in the slightest to be like some girlfriend to this guy and hold hands but it'd also look weird if he was walking around and was seen holding onto thin air by any other human they came across. Yuu expected Kaito was going to go along with this without any questions too. There was something about this guy that just screamed that maybe he was into this kind of thing, how Yuu was acting so cold and far above him and ordering him around like he was royalty. Man this guy was weird. Yuu shrugged and nodded his head as a sign for Kaito to follow, walking back down the sidewalk toward his home, not even thinking that it would matter if Kaito knew where he lived. It was a one night thing for a lonely spirit right?

Kaito was being suspiciously quiet as they started their walk. Yuu looked over his shoulder. He seemed happy enough. What did he know though? This guys was a complete psycho. Then the guy got a rather trouble expression and right at the moment Yuu looked back ahead, deciding he was going to ignore anything that man said in the next few minutes because he was damn sure it would be random nonsense about cake or therapy sessions or terrible pick up lines. Yuu really didn't want to put up with that.

He just couldn't help it though. He tensed a bit at Kaito's first statement, pausing in his walk for a moment before gritting his teeth and brushing it off like he didn't hear a thing. What was that even supposed to mean? The bottom of what? Of course Yuu had an idea, closely noting how he had used some poor pick up line and what he had been doing before Yuu stumbled upon him and his... girlfriend. Then Kaito went and blew the whole situation to an entirely new level and Yuu just couldn't take it. He stopped and spun around to face the man, hand darting out to roughly grab Kaito's shirt collar and pull him forward so he would lean down, allowing Yuu to look down on his with crimson eyes filled with agitation that hardly matched the rest of his dull emotionless expression.

"Oi" he gave Kaito a shake, his eyes narrowing. "That kind of thing isn't happening so you don't need to worry about your ass unless you want to deal with this shredding you apart from the inside" He reached down with his other hand, drawing his sword and pushing the flat side of the blade up just inches to the togabito's face. Then it began to vibrate, making short back and forth movements that could hardly be seen by normal eyes. Yuu hardly thought that his sword was the kind of vibrating object Kaito would take any pleasure in. "So get those thoughts out of you're head its not happening" He shoved Kaito back, not caring if he knocked him over or not. He just turned around, resheathing his blade and moving on with his life as he headed back home, waiting for that man to follow him like some lost puppy again. Seriously why did he have to choose tonight to actually look into something he usually would have ignored? It was bringing so much annoying trouble.

Yuu thought he had dismissed that conversation for good with his threat which was something he had meant as nothing more than that. Just a threat. Kaito on the other hand apparently had decided that he was never going to cease to surprise him in some completely dense, strange way. Did he was his sword? Was he going to wash his sword before he carried out that threat? Yuu could feel his sanity and IQ slipping away bit by bit. Was this guy serious? Surely he was being some kind of troll and honestly it was getting underneath his usual unpenetrable composure. "You'd only be so lucky..." he muttered under his breath as an answer to that first question, hoping Kaito wouldn't hear him and have another two questions like he seemed to have for every answer Yuu gave him.

Then it seemed something Yuu snapped. He stopped walking all together, just looking out ahead of him with a blank expression like he was broken and just dies like some old toy. He was at a complete loss. Then he turned around in an instant, an angered look on his face. So he wanted to see Yuu get freaky. So be it. He threw his elbow out at Kaito, aiming to hit him right in the middle off the chest and knock down to the sidewalk, before straightening up and drawing his katana again. Right away it began to vibrate rapidly. The look of rage was gone from his face now. He stepped forward, his foot coming dangerously close to Kaito's crotch. He knealed down on top of Katio, on leg resting on his abdomen and the other at his side. He leaned in close, his face no more than a few inches from Kaito now. He could look right into those bored red eyes and not be able to read a trace of what Yuu wan thinking no matter how hard he tried.

"It will go as far in as I please. Maybe even right through you" he stated with no emotional at all. It was a tone that would make a normal man break out in a cold sweat of fear. There was no telling what he was planning now as he sat up, pressing down on his knee that was resting on Kaito's stomach. He spun his sword around skillfully, the weapon twisting in his hand before he brought it down in a quick movement that made it look like he was just about to stab Kaito in the chest.Just a fraction of an inch from the man's flesh though he stopped all movement completely, his sword ceasing its vibrations. He just stared down at Kaito with cold eyes of indifference. Yuu could easily say he didn't care about any of this and he would deny that he was enjoying himself some. It was certainly a good way to take out his anger.

He just couldn't win it seemed. He had wanted to scare Kaito away from clinging to him like some kinda of kidnapped prostitute that clearly would only have one purpose, being a completely submissive sex slave. However things seem to have backfired and he had only made it look more like this would be the fate him and Kaito were going to meet. It didn't help when Kaito just bluntly stated this fact out loud like he didn't have a single complaint in the world. It really didn't help.

Yuu glared at the man underneath him with a look close to hatred that Kaito would probably brush off as his master being angry with him so he should really punish him and punish him a lot and not be gentle and dish out everything he had while Kaito bottomed and took it all despite any pain in more than one sense and whatever sick nonsense could manage to run through the guys mind. God, just the thought of it made Yuu's head pound. This had to be the most exhausting individual he had ever come across in all his years living among the living and the dead. And there was some pretty strange, annoying shit in both worlds so this was saying A LOT.

He just gave up at that point. He dropped his sword, allowing it to fall down to the side walk beside them, clearly letting it be known that it wasn't going to be used as some kind of torturous BDSM toy at any point in the near future. Then he just let himself let go for a minute, falling forward so he was lying on top of Kaito without a care in the world about it. If anyone passed by they were free to look at him however they wanted. He was just casually lying on top of an invisible being. Nothing to see here. He was too exhausted to give the fraction more of shits than he ever did about anything to worry about how weird he looked, instead just lying there silently and completely still, oddly enough finding that Kaito made a pretty comfortable bed. Damn... whatever he was.